

Sometimes you feel the urge to get ice cream in the middle of the night. Sometimes it feels right to talk about the biddies that got preggo with an eggo and are younger than you. Sometimes they come up as you are talking about them and invite you to their babyshower. #whoops?

2 out of 3 sound right…. first one i would rather not #getawayfromme

Its not gay if there is a girl in the room!!!

LIES!!! Sometimes it makes you feel great!

SUCKS to die… but it means you get to read a will, and someone gets gifts…. its like christmas!!! #onthebrightside
(via h-e-r-o-i-n)